Barber's: (Cutting at Bart's hair) Bart Allen: (Fidgeting in the barber's chair) Barber: Could you please stop bouncing young man? Bart: (Stops bouncing. Starts bouncing again) Barber: (Lowers his shaver. Cuts off a big piece of Bart's hair. Starts shortening his hair. Turns Bart's chair around) Bart: (Smiling. Looks in the mirror. Shocked by his short hair. Makes a scared look at the of his flat top) Barber: (To Bart) Ah, there we go Bart: (Extremely scared)
Barber: There you go. Bart: (Walks away with a blank face) Max Crandall: (Walks into the Barber's office. To Bart) All right ready to… (Shocked at Bart's short hair. Laughs) hahahah! Bart: (Angry) Let's just go. (Walks past Max to the door) Max: (Turns around) Where? Bart: Hat shopping. "Home": Helen Claiborne: (To Bart) What's that on your head? Bart: (Walks by) Helen: (Sees his hair) Oh, sorry. Bart: (Stomps off to his bedroom) Morning: Bart: (Lifts his head of his bed. The pillows fly off his head) … (Runs around his room searching for a hat. Runs out of the house. Runs to France. Tries on a beret. Puts it back. Runs to Texas. Tries on a cowboy hat. Puts it back. Runs to Disneyland. Tries on the mouse ears. Puts them back. Runs away. Runs to the door with a sombrero on) Max: (Takes the sombrero hat of Bart's head) Hola amigo! Why are you wearing a sombrero? Bart: (Thinks. Shrugs) Dress-up day? Max: (Shakes his head) Bart: (Complaining) I look like I'm going boot camp with this hair. Helen: I think you look, (Thinks) good. Max: Hurry up Bart, you don't want to be… Bart: (Runs out the door) Bart: (Runs back in the house. Takes his sombrero off) Max: (Crosses his arms. Shakes his head and chuckles) Manchester Jr. High; part 1: The Beginning Bart: (Walking down the hall) Girl: (Runs up to Bart) Hey Bart I was wondering if you…(Looks at his hair) Oh… um, (Looks at her watch) …look at the time. (Walks away) Bart: (Puts his head down) Kid #1: (In the background) Wow, check out Bart! Kid #2: (In the background) He must've tripped in a blender. Kid #3: (In the background) He's a porcupine. Kid #4: (In the background) Must be a mid-life crisis. Kid #5: (In the background) How could it be a mid-life crisis, wease. Kid #6: (In the background) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Preston: (Runs up to Bart) Hey man what's…(Looks at Bart's hair) …eek! Bart: Zip it on the insults Preston. Preston: Sorry. You got to admit… Bart: (Gives Preston a dirty look) Preston: (Nervous) …it's attractive. Bart: (Takes a hat out of his backpack. Puts it on) Later in History; part 2: The Laughter Class: (Talking) Kid #7: (Throws a paper airplane) Prof. Snodgrass: (Writing something on the chalkboard. Paper airplane hits him in the back of the head. Turns around. Angry) Class: (Stops talking) Bart: (Drumming his fingers on his desk) Prof. Snodgrass: Mr. Allen! Bart: (Looks up scared) Prof. Snodgrass: Have you forgotten that there is a no hat rule? Bart: Well…um…no, not really. Prof. Snodgrass: (Walks up to Bart. Grabs for his baseball hat) Bart: (Puts his hands up) Prof. Snodgrass: (Takes his hat) Bart: (Nervous) Class & Prof. Snodgrass: (Look at Bart's hair. Pause. Laugh) Prof. Snodgrass: (Laughing) That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. (Laughs) Bart: (Imagines Prof. Snodgrass with an afro) P.E.; part 3: The Humility Carol, Preston, & Bart: (Running together) Carol: Well I like it. Impulse: (Surprised) You do. Carol: Well… No. Bart: (Looks sad) Carol: It just makes you're feet look so big. Bart: (Imagines himself dressed up as a clown wearing big clown shoes. Offended) My feet aren't that big. (Trips and falls on the ground) Bad example. Part 3: The Resolution Carol: (Runs up to Bart) Hey Bart… Bart: (Turns around) Carol: …I had the best idea for your hair problem. Bart: I'm not going to where a wig. Carol: No it's different… Bart: I'm listening. Part 4: The Slug/Max Bart: (Running all around Max) Please. Max: No. Bart: Please. Max: No. Bart: Pleeeeeeeeeeeasse. Max: (Annoyed) No. Bart: Why not? Max: Because if you used your hyper-metabolism, tomorrow at school everyone will wonder how your hair grew out so fast. Bart: I'll tell that my short hair was a wig. Max: No. Bart: Why? Max: Because no one would wear a wig that idiotic. Now don't you have a story due in English? Bart: (Annoyed) Yes. (Walks in his room) Max: Bart wait. Bart: (Runs to him at super speed) Are ya gonna let me grow my hair out. Max: No. Smile. (Takes a confused picture of Bart with his camera) Bart: (Eyes are small cause of the flash) ? Max: Now you can finish your story. Bart: (Trudges off to his room) Max: (Chuckles) Later: Flash: (Arms are shown on the panel holding the picture of Bart with his flattop. Laughs out loud) hahahah!