FUCKIN HARDCORE VIOLENCE YOU STUPID BITCHES!!! LOVE IT AND IF YA DON'T FUCK YOU, HIPPIE ASS!
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That's right you fucking Jabronies, Ham An Eggers, homos, buttfucking 9 to Fivers, or all of the above, you're viewing with your beady bloodshot eyes the OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE Of the EXTREME SUPERSTAR, That rat bastard son of a bitch who is terrorizing the EWA and the Earth in general, VENOM. This is your one stop place to get all the dirt, dish, and shit on that piece of shit Venom. Sure, he's the Television Champion of the EWA and one dirty mother fucker, but hey, he's the biggest thing going today. Here you can learn about the Extreme Fuckface's latest opponents, actions, etc, what ever ass hole is doing right now!! Alright you fucking computer nerds, click on the sections on this fucking homepage that the Extreme dickhead and the homos at the EWA paid me to work on!
-SHAGGY FUCKFACE, maintainer of the Pit
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